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Blackjack humour is great fun for fans of the game. These are our favorite dealer one liners best savored when the players around you make silly or otherwise.


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If you hit me at thirty, there is a per cent chance I'm shit at blackjack. I've been trying to teach my dog to dance, but he's kind of useless. He's got two left feet.


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One Liners Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back. If it weren't for the drug.


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My very best - the girl ploppy to one side of me, after winning several in a row, excitedly exclaimed - it comes in spurts. What a coincidence, I.


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More great one liners at the blackjack table? 1 year ago. Save. When the players are losing and getting frustrated, say tongue dealer, say to the dealer "I think.


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